Minimalism, traditional and now maximalism. Could it get any more complicated?

If I were in technical footwear retail right now, I am not at all sure if I would laugh, rub my hands with joy.. or cry...

I am sure if I had based my entire inventory around the minimalism fad, and did not have a spread of other more traditional footwear, I would probably not be sleeping all that well.. I may even be shedding a few tears!